What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 09:03

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
No way
What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are women's true thoughts and feelings on bestiality?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?
Unacceptable again!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
No go.